Posts Tagged ‘Wit’

The inner voice…

July 27, 2015saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet One married couple came to visit their friends at the other end of the country. Their friends took them to the races. Fascinated by overlooking the horses raced around the racecourse, the husband and wife were playing sweepstakes all the evening, while only two dollars have left in their pocket. Next day the husband said […]

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Innocence

May 4, 2015saloni sawnani 1 Comment »

Tweet Mother asked her child: “Do you know that God was here, when you were stealing cookies from the kitchen?” “Yes, I do.” “And do you know that he was looking at you all this time?” “Yes, I do.” “And how do you think, what he said?” “He said: “There is nobody here apart from […]

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Performance v/s Position

January 22, 2015saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom […]

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The Old Woman

August 19, 2014saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat. She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young […]

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Story About A Cowboy

May 29, 2013saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A cowboy named Mark was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand new BMW appeared before him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, […]

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Tackling Negative People

February 24, 2012saloni sawnani 2 Comments »

Tweet This  is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to  rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who  knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life  miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting  her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. […]

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The Fair Share!

October 9, 2011saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet Ali and Abraham were brothers. Their mother died very early. Their father also died after some time. He left for his sons a cow and a date-tree. Ali was cunning. He was greedy too. Abraham was kind and honest. He trusted his elder brother. They wanted to divide their father’s property. Ali said, “I […]

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Smart Answers

October 5, 2011saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet King John was the King of England. He did not like anyone else to look ricer than himself. The Abbot of Canterbury was rich. He was enjoying luxurious life. The King did not like the Abbot. He was in great anger. He sent his soldiers to bring the Abbot. The soldiers brought him before […]

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Hercules And The Golden Apples

October 4, 2011saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet Hercules was a strong and brave man. He lived in Greece. The King was jealous of Hercules. People might make Hercules the King. Therefore he wanted to get rid of Hercules. He set difficult tasks for Hercules to keep him away from the country so that he would not be a possible threat to […]

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The Archimedes Principle

October 2, 2011saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet Archimedes was a Greek scientist. He lives in Syracuse nearly 200 years ago. The King of the land wanted to wear a Golden Crown. He gave some gold to a goldsmith to make a suitable crown. After few days, the goldsmith brought the finished crown to the King. The crown was weighed. The weight […]

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