Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Three Beers

May 30, 2015saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served that man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again. The very next day that man ordered three beers again and drank quietly at a table. This repeated several times and shortly after […]

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The 2 Hunters

April 20, 2015saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet Two hunters had rented an airplane to get to the distant forest zone. After couple of weeks the pilot returned to take them back. After looking at their hunting trophies he said: – The plane won’t be able to carry more than one buffalo. You will have to leave one of them. – But […]

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Performance v/s Position

January 22, 2015saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom […]

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The Old Woman

August 19, 2014saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat. She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young […]

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Its a dogs life !

September 17, 2013saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I […]

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Story About A Cowboy

May 29, 2013saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet A cowboy named Mark was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand new BMW appeared before him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, […]

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Black Robbers

September 10, 2012saloni sawnani 1 Comment »

Tweet On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room.  ‘I’ll be right back and we’ll go to […]

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Never Manipulate

March 3, 2012saloni sawnani 4 Comments »

Tweet Death came to a Man and said, “My friend today is your last day on the earth” Man : But I am not ready.. Death : Well your name is the next in my list.. Man : Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go.. Death […]

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Tackling Negative People

February 24, 2012saloni sawnani 2 Comments »

Tweet This  is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to  rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who  knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life  miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting  her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. […]

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Smart Answers

October 5, 2011saloni sawnani No Comments »

Tweet King John was the King of England. He did not like anyone else to look ricer than himself. The Abbot of Canterbury was rich. He was enjoying luxurious life. The King did not like the Abbot. He was in great anger. He sent his soldiers to bring the Abbot. The soldiers brought him before […]

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